Saturday, March 5, 2016

Personalities in a girl's college




Types of Personalities in a girl's college

1)The Elegant ones :- They wear black, talk less( mind you very, very less),their minds are not full of crap, they are fun to be with.

2) The Bitches :- They are evil, hideous, they talk behind your back, they almost never complete a sentence without a local slang to bitch someone. They think they are very cool(may be they are sometimes!) but they are just so mean, self-centered and God knows what else...

3) Immature professionals :- They talk formal, eat formal, sleep formal..duhh!! Live formal. They add a perspective of placements ,every time you go talk to them.

4) Studious ones :- They attend every damn lecture.(God..why ?).You go talk to them and they give you one hell of a reason as to why they won't agree to the mass bunk.

5) The Sunflowers :- Every break they get, be it lunch break, bunk break, class postponed break, teacher-late-break, they go sit in the ground  to have sunlight(got it Sunflowers!! ?) and talk crap (seriously)
6) Sitcom and movie buffs :- Every new release around the corner, sci-fi, non sci-fi(covers every other thing. Ain't  I smart? Because there are just these two types that exists for me) they are loaded with info about it. They read novels in and out while commuting. Chilled out and relaxed always. Have had many sitcom marathons.!!(WoW).

7) Fashionistas :- That Oh-so-stunning girl of the class! Pretty, Pretty, Pretty that's what describes these girls. You sincerely wonder how do they manage a figure like that when there exists such sumptuous, lip-smacking street food in this world. They are the flag-bearers of the Fashion society and manage to look like this even on exam days(How in the world can that happen!).

8) The Liars :- A lie..that's not needed at all. Just say a NO, clean and easy. They lie and pretend so much. They always lie to you that they are doing nothing just waiting for time to pass by, however in reality they have already finished that extra reference book your teacher told you to see if you have time left. Just don't fall in their trap! They would make it difficult for you to pass the semester. Stay away and awake, these are corrupted people who would attack you with the procrastination Virus. Keep your system updated with an AntiVirus program!

9) Once-in-a-bluemoon girls :- They appear just during the exam season to gather notes, give exams and that's it. You don't see them for the next few months. Seriously ,How is the attendance managed? I want this haunting question to be answered.

10) Silent Warriors :- They keep it simple. They are so busy improving themselves they have no time to criticize others. Clearly the best ones. They just slay it in the exams every time. You will admire their company.

(Disclaimer : This is a product of the author’s imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead is purely coincidental.)